IS YOUR
IT CLOSET
HAUNTED?

Signs your closet is possessed

• CRT monitors from 2003 still stacked on the floor, watching you.
• The cable-spaghetti monster — a tangle so bad nobody dares unplug anything.
• Servers that hum but do nothing, glowing red for reasons lost to time.
• Floppy disks. Actual floppy disks. In 2026.
• A printer that jams more than it prints — pure evil.

We perform the exorcism. We simply come to you and haul the haunted hardware away. You get a serialized Excel inventory of everything collected — plus certificates of data destruction and disposition for every item. Priced by weight, quoted up front. No tricks.